Absolutely. Freaking. Awesome.
What are your thoughts right now?
No one, ever, in the world, has ever felt how awesome it is to write a whole novel. No one.
Are you sure? There’s an awful lot of novels—
Yeah. That’s right.
So how long has it taken you to complete this book?
Well, the whole idea sort of came about last October  or so; in November  I really started putting together a lot of the backstory, the history of Erâth, things like that. The actual story itself – I started it in late January , a sort of delayed New Year’s resolution.
So how awesome is this book?
No. It’s really, really awesome.
Um. Have you had any reviews so far?
Has anyone read it?
Can you give a summary of what the story’s about, then?
No. You’ll just have to read it and find out – that’s how awesome it is. It’s so awesome, there’s no way to summarize it; it would just completely blow your mind, like right out of the back of your head.
Wow. That does sound awesome. Well how about letting us know the kind of story? Is it long, is it short? Will we be breezing through it in a weekend, or will it take the rest of the year to complete?
Ah, well that’s a bit of a loaded question. You see, the book is so incredibly awesome, some people won’t be able to put it down. However, some people just won’t be able to cope with its ultimate awesomeness, and might have to take it in small doses. So take it easy. Plus, you’ll want to read it and reread it, over and over again. That’s how awesome it is.
Oh. So…how long is it again?
Oh, so you’re asking for specifics. Well, personally I always feel like the length of a story doesn’t matter – it’s the story itself that counts.
590,547 characters (not including spaces)
492 cups of coffee
Wow – that’s pretty intense. It’s not as long as The Deathly Hallows.
So when will this book be available to buy?
Ah-ha, interesting you should ask. I don’t know.
Well…as a minor point of fact, it’s only in its first draft at the moment. I still need to go through it, fix the bugs, smooth out the plot, etc. But it’s still awesome.
So…we really have no idea about this book at all yet.
Yeah, but it’s awesome. I mean, if it’s this awesome now, just think how incredibly mind-blowingly stupendously ridiculously awesome it’ll be when it’s finished.
So you have high hopes?
I am going to be more famous than King, Tolkien and that other guy who wrote a book about wheels put together. People will bow down and worship me. You can start practicing now, if you like.
Okay…we’ll keep in touch. Have a great day, now.
Bow down before me and my awesomeness!
Yeah; in truth, I’m pretty damn stoked. Yeah!